Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.