Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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