Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
Houston, we have a squirter
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....