hotel room ftw
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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