Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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