She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
...so i touched it.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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