Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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