I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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