Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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