I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
His nipple licking is glorious
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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