loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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