the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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