RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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