Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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