i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
