Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
