pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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