matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
