Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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