i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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