My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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