But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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