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Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
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I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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