that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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