Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize