You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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