My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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