everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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