i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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