Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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