So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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