My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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