Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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