Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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