dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
How's work?
Spinning.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
