Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Bring me that man meat
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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