I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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