I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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