Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't deserve a penis
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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