whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize