bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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