o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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