thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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