HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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