her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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