Just cropdusted the office
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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