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(517): View more from Michigan

I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Whatcha textin bout Willis?

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(856): View more from New Jersey

You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7

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(520): View more from Arizona

Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.

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(313): View more from Michigan

There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there

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(206): View more from Washington

Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.

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