Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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