i jhust puked up my retainher.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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