I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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