so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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