I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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