she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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