East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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