About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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