p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
last night I used snow as a chaser
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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