We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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