Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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