you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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