I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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