In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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