I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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