after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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You dont lie about slip and slides
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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